What would you do if you sang out of tune?

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What would you do if you realized you had become a 21 y.o. petulant, cranky, old fart1?

Golly! That’d be some positively nasty tidings2 — or not. Would you rather not know? There’s nothing left now but pick up the pieces, apologize, and start over.

1 I was on my way to becoming Melvin, from As Good As It Gets, wasn’t I? (Mel, btw, was so obviously a formist.)

2 Specially if you thought of yourself as one happy idiot.

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