wish a 1-night wake with
Yann Tiersen’s discography as background soundtrack
no prayers or religious services of any kind
Eliezer Yudkowsky’s letter
read in
English &
Spanish at the wake
printed and given to everyone at departure
wish to be buried
wish my grave be marked by a white granite slab embedded on the ground
(recumbent desk style)
on the slab, I
wish this text
(and nothing else) engraved verbatim:
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“I was so happy!”
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wish for a pink
Primavera tree seed to be planted behind my headstone so that one day its shadow may cover it
wish to donate all my organs
wish to donate all my books to the
ITESM Campus Guadalajara’s library, except those that friends or family want to keep
wish anything I’ve written, coded, designed, or in any other way produced, to be released to the public domain
wish to give Jane
(my desktop computer) to Chemie and Wu
(my macbook) to Chefi
wish any other material possession of mine to be donated to charity, except those that friends or family want to keep
wish elzr.com be kept online, fully-enabled, forever
wish this to be posted as soon as possible
title: I was so happy!
body: I died.
salmon-of-doubt-ly, I
wish that my entire harddrive be made available online
(through elzr.com) to anyone for free, as technology permits
(they’re 500gb after all)
particularly my “life-inside-one-big-text-file” text file and MyDocuments folder
wish that my gmail account be made available online
(through elzr.com) to anyone for free
correspondents, however, may ask for any of their emails to be concealed and that wish shall be respected, as long as they live